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Sunday, November 11, 2012 ISSUE #733

Will offers plan to divide the country
    The election is finally over. It did not end in a tie. And as it turned out, Ohio, Florida and Virginia did not matter. Wow, look at the millions of dollars and days of campaigning they all wasted there.

    President Obama was reelected by a huge margin in the Electoral College by folks that want four more years like the last four. It seems that a lot of men and women who don’t have a full time job and are on food stamps have kinda gotten used to it and voted to keep it that way. With that attitude, who can fault ‘em for not taking a chance on Romney.

    Mitt Romney was gracious in defeat and John Boehner said the Republicans are willing to work with the president to raise revenue if they can reduce expenditures. President Obama said he has a pen ready to sign a bill to raise tax rates, but didn’t say anything about budget cuts.

    The Republicans are in deep trouble and I have a suggestion, if they choose to accept it. See, young single women voted overwhelmingly for the Democrat. Men, including young ones, voted for the Republican. Married women voted for the Republican. So, the future of the entire Republican Party depends on persuading these young successful Republican men to marry young Democratic women and convert ‘em.

    In California they voted to raise taxes because they’re $55 Billion in the hole. Can’t wait to check back in four years to see what the number is. No matter how much they take in, that bunch in Sacramento will figure out a way to spend it all.
Historic quote by Will Rogers:
    “We ought to split this country up, anyhow.  Let the Republicans have the East, and then let 'em run it just like they want to.  And then the Democrats take the West.
    If a person wants to be a Republican, why let him go east, and if he wants to be a Democrat, why come west. 
    It's got some possibilities at that.  I know a lot of you will say, "We must preserve the Union.”  Well,  the Union is over preserved right now. It's pretty near pickled.
    Of course  the Republicans would have all the money, but the Democrats would have all the fun. 
    If the country split that would naturally do away with the national debt.  Both sides would start in owing nothing.  And the Republicans would perhaps continue the same way, but the Democrats, it wouldn't take them long to dig up a deficit. 
    And then the Democrats could take whatever they're using for money, and they could inflate or do anything they wanted to with it.  And the Republicans, who say we should never have gone off the gold, well, if they had their own country they could go back on it if they want to.
    I can't picture, personally, a more ideal existence all around.  The only trouble would be neither one would be happy because they wouldn't have nobody to lay anything on to. So I doubt if the plan will ever get very far, because this is not a time for common sense.”
  Radio, June 9, 1935

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